Have you seen this woman?
Last seen selling flowers with Hare Krishnas in San Francisco August 1, 2008
Description: 5'-8" Skinny caucasian woman, blond hair, freckles, always smiling. Wears cool t-shirts and flip flops. Has a stomach tumor from eating tons of junk food. Listens to cheesy radio stations. Known to sleep like a sloth. Loves the 80's. Collects stickers like it's her job.
$5000 Reward for information leading to her Recovery.

1 comment:

Marie said...

this is absolutely stinkin' hilarious. and sad. we miss our shelly don't we...